We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s...– The Onion editor Joe Randazzo • In response to the Republican Congressman who mistook an Onion article for the real thing. source (via • follow)
bestrooftalkever: What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys that live in a church— or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wifi. This one’s for George.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get — only what you are...– Katharine Hepburn (via kari-shma)
Those who walk away from you in the dark should be forgotten in the light.– I Wrote This For You: The Things I Have Felt Have Torn Me Apart (via kari-shma)
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